Joke of the week

Thompson was about embark on 3 months business trip. Very early in d morning, his wife woke up, walk 2 him & handed him a box of condoms, saying,

"My luv, pls take this with u incase u are tempted."Wit a broad smile, Thompson said, "Thank u sweetheart, u are d best woman!"

Wen he got into his car, his wife came running, saying, "sweety, pls give me some, who knows, I might also be tempted.".... LOL

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Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
only Akpors raised up his hand. Teacher: So it's only Akpors dat is d most intelligent student I ve in dis class?
Still dere's no body else to answer d question except him.
Tacher:Now Akpors, use dis cane & flog dem 10 strokes of cane each!
Akpors filled wit happiness, gave all d students 10 hot strokes of cane.
Teacher: Oyaa my dear Akpors, tell dis dumbs d answer.
Akpors:A pharmacist is a farmer who assist pple..Tachr: fainted. LOL..



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sick woman was lying on her sick bed with her husband by her side, she turns to the husband and said WIFE :Honey, I ve a confession 2 make.
HUSBAND : Save ur strength my dear!
WIFE : No, I want 2 say it so dat wen I die my spirit will be at rest. I ve been stealing ur money, u're nt d father of our son Junior, I was d one who stole ur gold wrist watch & hide it in ur sister's bag so dat u'll drive her away.. Pls 4give me.
HUSBAND : I know all dis, dat's why I poisoned u, Keep calm Let it work...


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Some Kids are funny from womb : Two baby twins saw a dick coming
towards them inside womb, one said look
out daddy is coming to play wit us, d other
one replied shut up! Daddy doesn't wear mask whn he's coming to play wit us, u will see that this one wnt give us ice cream when he's leaving...