BBM Nigeria joke

Relationship In Serious Matters 

Tooke: Jerry, I'm tired of this relationship.

Jerry: Why, what's wrong?

Tooke: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.

Jerry : surprised(With eyes open) , Wasn't you that said you wanted a serious relationship? LOL...

Guys and Babes Joke/ Advice

When a girl cries for you - don't be too emotional.
Those tears are like a loan - you will have to pay it
back with great interest. LOL..

Baby With big BOOBS joke 

A lady with big boobs entered a bus.
She has a rosary around her neck with
the cross between her boobs. Tom
was sitting beside her and couldn't
help staring. The lady knowing Tom
has been staring for over 20mins then
asked with smile "Are you looking at Jesus Christ who died on the cross?
Tom replied with bigger smile: No dear! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside him. ...LOL

Funny Naija joke

 BLIND MAN
A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing.
since he was bl;ind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked with legs spread and shaving in front of him and tried to make a conversation by asking him, brother Uche, " what brings you here to my house today? Is everything OK at home" she asked, He replied, yes oooo, splendid. I came to tell you that i have done the eye surgery and non i can see very clearly.  LOLZZZ



 SCHOOL BOY
An 13 years old guy was asked " what do you want to be when you finish your secondary school? "  He replied " A doctor" They asked him " Why's that?" He replied " Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill ."   LOLZZZZZZ 



GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND

One day a girlfriend met with her boyfriend, she has been looking for how to ask him for diamond ring , then she said " Honey guess what, yesternight in my dream, i saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring"
  Boyfriend: "Wow baby! i had the same dream and i saw your dad paying the bill."  LOLzzz


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