BLIND MANA blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing.
since he was bl;ind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked with legs spread and shaving in front of him and tried to make a conversation by asking him, brother Uche, " what brings you here to my house today? Is everything OK at home" she asked, He replied, yes oooo, splendid. I came to tell you that i have done the eye surgery and non i can see very clearly. LOLZZZ
SCHOOL BOY
An 13 years old guy was asked " what do you want to be when you finish your secondary school? " He replied " A doctor" They asked him " Why's that?" He replied " Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill ." LOLZZZZZZ
GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND
One day a girlfriend met with her boyfriend, she has been looking for how to ask him for diamond ring , then she said " Honey guess what, yesternight in my dream, i saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring"
Boyfriend: "Wow baby! i had the same dream and i saw your dad paying the bill." LOLzzz
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