Teacher was teaching in a class of 22 students, and she saw Emma was busy playing and isn't paying attention , so she asked him " Hey you stand up, if there are two birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Emma replied " No one" The teacher ask, "why?" Emma said " Because the shoot sound scared them all off." The teacher said " No , one, but i like how you are thinking."
Then Emma asked the teacher, " if you see two ladies walking out of an ice cream parlor, one licking her ice cream and one sucking her ice cream which of them is married?" Teacher answered "The one sucking her ice cream" and Emma said " No, the one with the wedding ring, but i like how you are thinking" ... LOL
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Nice jokes...LOL
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