Friday, September 4, 2015

JOKE: CHATTING IN THE BUS

I was in the bus chatting with my friend on facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation.

Since i did not want to embarrass the man, i decided to change the topic of the chat; Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation.

Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless,

I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are 15 in our bus & all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off....

bye bye & take care of my parents & siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the bus to stop quickly opened the bus door and jumped out with better run....  LOL

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