Friday, November 27, 2015

Funny man

"An angry wife to her husband on phone.
Wife: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop you saw the diamond necklace & fell in love with it?

Wife (relaxed): Yes.

Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?

Wife (with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember!

Husband: Good, I am at a beer parlor beside it.  😂 😂

Akpos & his ex-girlfriend,

Ex-girlfriend : I told you to delete my contact from your phone  :(

Akpos : I deleted the contact but the sad thing is,  I STILL KNOW THE NUMBER OFFHEAD..

Monday, November 16, 2015

Ladies, this is a Secret !!!

 If a man is crazy about you, please pray he doesn't get well, but if u saw him getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets... 🆘

A Boy was ask to pray for there dinner

BOY: But i don't know how to
pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord.." he started Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbour's son, who always remove my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry! ...and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work!
..... Amen!
Dinner was cancelled... Lolzzzz

JOKE NUMBER: 23611 

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