"An angry wife to her husband on phone.
Wife: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop you saw the diamond necklace & fell in love with it?
Wife (relaxed): Yes.
Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?
Wife (with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember!
Husband: Good, I am at a beer parlor beside it. 😂 😂