Obi is always a serious man, and any time he came back home he always frond his face, but today he was reading jokes on Nigeria jokes, he tried to be greedy again...probably he will laugh behind close door alone, but what we had was Mr. Obi's bombom cover opened with all the laugh Mr.Obi was saving inside....all came out with a great sound from his bombom (mess).....lolxxxxxx
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Emma and her teacher short joke
Teacher was teaching in a class of 22 students, and she saw Emma was busy playing and isn't paying attention , so she asked him " Hey you stand up, if there are two birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Emma replied " No one" The teacher ask, "why?" Emma said " Because the shoot sound scared them all off." The teacher said " No , one, but i like how you are thinking."
Monday, June 22, 2015
9ija police stopped pastor on his way -- joke
Police: Mr man pack well!
Pastor: please officer i am in hurry, can i go?
Police: I said pack well and show us your papers.
Pastor : Packed well, here are my papers, i am a pastor, going for some prayers now.
Police : oga that story na after we check your paper finish, i no even ask you anything about that.
Pastor: Ok officer check papers, all is correct.
Police: Oga before you left home, did you check all these papers?
Pastor : Yes i did last week, but today i'm in prayer mood, i didn't check it.
Police : Ok, oga come down, give me the car key and change sit .... we are going to station now.
Pastor : OMG , devil u lie, .... he started making calls..
Police : If you like call God, your papers don expire .........
.... and both of them was standing behind him waiting ..... LOLzzzzzzzzzzz
Pastor: please officer i am in hurry, can i go?
Police: I said pack well and show us your papers.
Pastor : Packed well, here are my papers, i am a pastor, going for some prayers now.
Police : oga that story na after we check your paper finish, i no even ask you anything about that.
Pastor: Ok officer check papers, all is correct.
Police: Oga before you left home, did you check all these papers?
Pastor : Yes i did last week, but today i'm in prayer mood, i didn't check it.
Police : Ok, oga come down, give me the car key and change sit .... we are going to station now.
Pastor : OMG , devil u lie, .... he started making calls..
Police : If you like call God, your papers don expire .........
.... and both of them was standing behind him waiting ..... LOLzzzzzzzzzzz
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Nigeria jokes
We like to welcome you guys to nigerian jokes, .....
you are also welcome to viste our BBM channel @ C001BE1D8 or click here pin.bbm.com/C001BE1D8
We shall post some of our jokes here on our blog, for does who does not make use of BBM. All our goal id to make you happy and smile, becaues happiness makes the life spand more longer. Nigeria is a happy country and also will always produce people who are more happy :)
Someone said "The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be"
Why do you need to smile? IS BECAUSE YOUR BODY NEEDS IT :)
Join us, follow us, and be happy.
You can also email your jokes to us: nigeriajokes@gmail.com
you are also welcome to viste our BBM channel @ C001BE1D8 or click here pin.bbm.com/C001BE1D8
We shall post some of our jokes here on our blog, for does who does not make use of BBM. All our goal id to make you happy and smile, becaues happiness makes the life spand more longer. Nigeria is a happy country and also will always produce people who are more happy :)
Someone said "The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be"
Why do you need to smile? IS BECAUSE YOUR BODY NEEDS IT :)
Join us, follow us, and be happy.
You can also email your jokes to us: nigeriajokes@gmail.com
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