Police: Mr man pack well!
Pastor: please officer i am in hurry, can i go?
Police: I said pack well and show us your papers.
Pastor : Packed well, here are my papers, i am a pastor, going for some prayers now.
Police : oga that story na after we check your paper finish, i no even ask you anything about that.
Pastor: Ok officer check papers, all is correct.
Police: Oga before you left home, did you check all these papers?
Pastor : Yes i did last week, but today i'm in prayer mood, i didn't check it.
Police : Ok, oga come down, give me the car key and change sit .... we are going to station now.
Pastor : OMG , devil u lie, .... he started making calls..
Police : If you like call God, your papers don expire .........
.... and both of them was standing behind him waiting ..... LOLzzzzzzzzzzz
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