BBM Nigeria joke

Relationship In Serious Matters 

Tooke: Jerry, I'm tired of this relationship.

Jerry: Why, what's wrong?

Tooke: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.

Jerry : surprised(With eyes open) , Wasn't you that said you wanted a serious relationship? LOL...

Guys and Babes Joke/ Advice

When a girl cries for you - don't be too emotional.
Those tears are like a loan - you will have to pay it
back with great interest. LOL..

Baby With big BOOBS joke 

A lady with big boobs entered a bus.
She has a rosary around her neck with
the cross between her boobs. Tom
was sitting beside her and couldn't
help staring. The lady knowing Tom
has been staring for over 20mins then
asked with smile "Are you looking at Jesus Christ who died on the cross?
Tom replied with bigger smile: No dear! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside him. ...LOL